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Beitrag von: BILAL
Date: 01.11.2008
Thema: Greatest Joke seen!!
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https://www.bmw-syndikat.de/bmwsyndikatforum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=176583


Now this is classic!!!
sit your 5 dollar azz down before I have to make change!!


Antworten:
Autor: Nicore
Datum: 03.11.2008
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In some countries this hand signal does not mean "love". ;)
BMW Team Oberhavel
Autor: bobbycar1
Datum: 06.11.2008
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lool
Autor: ISBjörn
Datum: 13.11.2008
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I think I caught Jogi in a special moment :)
www.german-tuning-technik.de
Autor: BMWluder88
Datum: 11.12.2008
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Why is there no statement from Jogi???
love sucks
Autor: angry81
Datum: 11.12.2008
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he don´t need to, he let his hand talk to ;)
Autor: BMWluder88
Datum: 11.12.2008
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The picture would be a nice background for the next Syndikat Race Wars Flyer :) We should discuss it at the next time...
love sucks
Autor: angry81
Datum: 11.12.2008
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i dont think that jogi will be enthusiastically ^^
Autor: Jogi
Datum: 16.12.2008
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hehe no comment on that..

I am not sure what I was talking about?! :)
Carbonteile, Sportauspuffanlagen im Performance-Look: www.insidePerformance.de!
Autor: BMWluder88
Datum: 17.12.2008
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So don't you? Don't drink so much, Jogi! :P
love sucks
Autor: Nicore
Datum: 17.12.2008
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I think he talks about the excellent sound of the IP exhaust system. ;)
BMW Team Oberhavel
Autor: BMWluder88
Datum: 17.12.2008
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Many times I stand in frond of his car but I was to shy to ask him if it were possibe for me to sit in it :)

My grammar is worse, I know.
love sucks
Autor: angry81
Datum: 17.12.2008
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don´t ask, just do ist...with a smile :) i know jogi is a real gentelman
Autor: xRockyx
Datum: 17.12.2008
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i think in this case "lady di" would take over the argumentation ;-)
I put the "cute" in Execute!
Autor: BMWluder88
Datum: 18.12.2008
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I don't have interest at Jogi, I'm just interested at his car :)
love sucks
Autor: Pimboli
Datum: 18.12.2008
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You failed....Jogi just described the size of his exhaust pipes. *gg*

Äääähmm....I have to go now...
Gruß Alex
Autor: Jogi
Datum: 18.12.2008
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@Angry: pschhht!!! Don't talk about our affairs!!

@Pimbo: not only size matters - on the other hand: i have 4 !

I think I was just making this great joke to the guys next to me: "If you look through this hole, I will kick you" hehe

Bearbeitet von - Jogi am 07.01.2009 21:27:21
Carbonteile, Sportauspuffanlagen im Performance-Look: www.insidePerformance.de!
Autor: BMWluder88
Datum: 19.12.2008
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You live in Heidelberg, Jogi? I'll be there in 20 minutes ;)

At the next time in Kirkel, Bruchsal or Race Wars I will do it, so if so see a good looking and very hot lady in your car, you know it's me :)
love sucks
Autor: Nicore
Datum: 19.12.2008
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I think I know who gets into trouble with Jogi's girlfriend. ;)
MUDFIGHT!!! Will be obvious when it's raining. ;)
BMW Team Oberhavel
Autor: BILAL
Datum: 19.12.2008
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MUDFIGHT... I have to see it... Kosmas and i will be front row... who wants tickets...

sit your 5 dollar azz down before I have to make change!!
Autor: BMWluder88
Datum: 19.12.2008
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No Mudfight!
BTW it will be sunny at RW! Don't say anything about rain, Nicore!
love sucks
Autor: Pimboli
Datum: 19.12.2008
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Zitat:


MUDFIGHT...Kosmas and i will be front row... who wants tickets...

(Zitat von: BILAL)





Oh come on....who wants to see Kosmas and you in a battle.... *rofl* *gg* ;-)

Guys....tickets available in the SHOP from January.



Gruß Alex
Autor: BILAL
Datum: 19.12.2008
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My stomach is getting so big.. it might be sumo wrestling.

LOL

sit your 5 dollar azz down before I have to make change!!
Autor: BMWluder88
Datum: 23.12.2008
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Race Wars is getting expensive :) the Race, tickets for the fights ^^

I need a sponsor *g*
love sucks
Autor: Pimboli
Datum: 23.12.2008
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Zitat:


Race Wars is getting expensive :) the Race, tickets for the fights ^^

I need a sponsor *g*

(Zitat von: BMWluder88)





No....for you it isn't expensive.....the key person for the rumble doesn't have to pay anything.. *gg*
Gruß Alex
Autor: ISBjörn
Datum: 23.12.2008
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To sum up this thread:

Jogi: E39 with 4 big pipes FTW

Bilal: Sumo 09' -

Luder88: Mudwrestling.

I think I need to make another "joke foto" regarding the sumo-mudfight thats going on in the ring made of 4 big pipes =)

Merry christmas to all of you, the countdown to SRW 09' has begun!

And since Jogi is a gentleman, we will have our tent in his garden, say about that Jogi? 4 crazy Norwegians, 2 tents in your back yard? We are not so noisy during the day, only during the night =)

Bearbeitet von - ISBjörn am 23.12.2008 23:22:24
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Autor: BMWluder88
Datum: 24.12.2008
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@Pimboli: nothing to pay? Ok I will print this thread and show it at the entrance of RW ;)

@ISBjörn: Ok, you guys make Jogi sleepless and will take his e39 for a ride :)
love sucks
Autor: BILAL
Datum: 24.12.2008
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Showing the thread means you consent to the mudwresling...


sit your 5 dollar azz down before I have to make change!!
Autor: ISBjörn
Datum: 24.12.2008
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BMWluder88:
Yeah good plan =) Or you can borrow the keys from my(or random..) E39 and open Jogis car with that. He have proberbly spent so much money on the 4 big pipes that his locks are neglected and worn out =)
www.german-tuning-technik.de
Autor: BMWluder88
Datum: 04.01.2009
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That's a great idea!! There are so much things i wanna do with this car, but without Jogi :) but may I can have it for the things I want to do...

@BILAL: Oh s*** may I should pay :)
love sucks
Autor: angry81
Datum: 06.01.2009
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that is called in german "car wash" what you wanne do with jogis e39


Autor: BMWluder88
Datum: 06.01.2009
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Did I say anything about car wash?!? *confused*
But why not, I can wash your e39 also. But he is so much bigger than Jogis... :)
love sucks
Autor: angry81
Datum: 06.01.2009
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...
Autor: BILAL
Datum: 06.01.2009
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@BMWluder88 - you shouldnt tease my brother from another mother.

*g*
sit your 5 dollar azz down before I have to make change!!
Autor: Nicore
Datum: 07.01.2009
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Zitat:


But he is so much bigger than Jogis... :)

(Zitat von: BMWluder88)




Hmmm, what are you actually talking about right now?!
You said "he". That makes me think you don't mean the
car... ;)
BMW Team Oberhavel
Autor: BMWluder88
Datum: 08.01.2009
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He is driving a touring. And a touring is bigger than a Limo, isn't it?

Comeon Boy's! What are you thinking about me? :)


By the way: I'm really good at car washing ;)
love sucks
Autor: angry81
Datum: 08.01.2009
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only the best...and thats not all you are good at
Autor: Nicore
Datum: 08.01.2009
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What else is she good at?!?!
BMW Team Oberhavel
Autor: B4C4RDI
Datum: 08.01.2009
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@cooking, what else? *g*
Zu wenig Leistung? Nein Spritsparmodus ;)
Autor: Nicore
Datum: 08.01.2009
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So this is how you describe her qualities?
How rude...
BMW Team Oberhavel
Autor: B4C4RDI
Datum: 08.01.2009
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yes, that what u wanna know, i don´t betray *g*
Zu wenig Leistung? Nein Spritsparmodus ;)
Autor: BMWluder88
Datum: 08.01.2009
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may there are some things I'm good at...but there are also many things I have to learn :)
love sucks
Autor: angry81
Datum: 08.01.2009
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play with those who know what to do. not those who think they know it...big bigger touring :)

Bearbeitet von - angry-playboy am 08.01.2009 22:59:27
Autor: B4C4RDI
Datum: 08.01.2009
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big -> bigger -> Touring

alone -> girlfriend -> kids

*g*

so do I interpret this :)
Zu wenig Leistung? Nein Spritsparmodus ;)
Autor: ISBjörn
Datum: 08.01.2009
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Enough said ;)
www.german-tuning-technik.de
Autor: BMWluder88
Datum: 12.01.2009
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I think you can have also fun with a touring, you don't need kids :)
love sucks
Autor: BILAL
Datum: 12.01.2009
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Now aint that the truth...
*duckundweg*

sit your 5 dollar azz down before I have to make change!!
Autor: BMWluder88
Datum: 21.01.2009
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so quiet?!?

@Bilal: Have you really change your Clothes while you driving?
love sucks
Autor: BILAL
Datum: 21.01.2009
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of course.. there are so many things you can do when driving... why not


sit your 5 dollar azz down before I have to make change!!
Autor: Nicore
Datum: 22.01.2009
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Zitat:


of course.. there are so many things you can do when driving... why not
(Zitat von: BILAL)




Reminds me of the Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee
"vacation video" ... *gg* ... I just heard of somewhere... ;)


Bearbeitet von - Nicore am 22.01.2009 13:47:33
BMW Team Oberhavel
Autor: BILAL
Datum: 22.01.2009
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I have a copy of the "video".. and one with Bret Michaels (Poison, Rock of Love)

sit your 5 dollar azz down before I have to make change!!
Autor: BMWluder88
Datum: 22.01.2009
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For this, please use the "Kleinanzeigen". Nicore know how this is working with "videos" like this, don't you? :)
love sucks
Autor: Nicore
Datum: 22.01.2009
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Hmmm, I ... don't ... know ... what ... you ... talking ... about!! ;)
BMW Team Oberhavel
Autor: BMWluder88
Datum: 22.01.2009
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Maybe this will help to remind you
*push me*
love sucks
Autor: Nicore
Datum: 23.01.2009
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Ooh... yeah... those... *uummmh*
Don't care about that anymore, sold to a
(now) happy syndikat member. :)
BMW Team Oberhavel
Autor: BILAL
Datum: 23.01.2009
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and I missed it..

Remember the order....
Kosmas - Porn God
Bilal - Porn King
Bjorn (Batchelor) - Porn Prince


sit your 5 dollar azz down before I have to make change!!
Autor: Nicore
Datum: 23.01.2009
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BMWluder88: Porn Princess?
BMW Team Oberhavel
Autor: BILAL
Datum: 23.01.2009
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only if she bought the videos.


sit your 5 dollar azz down before I have to make change!!
Autor: Nicore
Datum: 23.01.2009
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What if I tell you that she made the videos... ;)
BMW Team Oberhavel
Autor: xRockyx
Datum: 24.01.2009
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he he its getting funny in here again ;-)
I put the "cute" in Execute!
Autor: BMWluder88
Datum: 26.01.2009
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Good girls going to heaven, bad girls everywhere :P
love sucks
Autor: BILAL
Datum: 26.01.2009
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I wonder which come to my apartment....

sit your 5 dollar azz down before I have to make change!!
Autor: Nicore
Datum: 26.01.2009
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Those one who can be called with a 0900 number...?!
*duckundwech*

But I think BMWLuder is a really naughty girl...
reeeeeeally naughty.
BMW Team Oberhavel
Autor: BMWluder88
Datum: 26.01.2009
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You're right, I can be naughty...but I can also be seriously if it's nessesary
love sucks
Autor: BILAL
Datum: 30.01.2009
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but why be serious...
sit your 5 dollar azz down before I have to make change!!
Autor: Nicore
Datum: 30.01.2009
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Why so serious? ;)

BMW Team Oberhavel
Autor: ISBjörn
Datum: 30.01.2009
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Zitat:


and I missed it..

Remember the order....
Kosmas - Porn God
Bilal - Porn King
Bjorn (Batchelor) - Porn Prince



(Zitat von: BILAL)




I need to edit that since my GF is a regular Syndikatler :-) so *ehem* X-Batchelor

Have a nice weekend :)

mfg
Björn :)
www.german-tuning-technik.de
Autor: BMWluder88
Datum: 05.02.2009
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so I guess we need a new Syndikat-Porn-Prince *g*

any suggestions?
love sucks
Autor: ISBjörn
Datum: 06.02.2009
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Zitat:


so I guess we need a new Syndikat-Porn-Prince *g*

any suggestions?

(Zitat von: BMWluder88)




I can be the accountant =)
www.german-tuning-technik.de
Autor: xRockyx
Datum: 06.02.2009
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@luder batchelor still is the porn-prince! coincidental batchelor and isbjörn both have the same first name but they are different people.
I put the "cute" in Execute!
Autor: BMWluder88
Datum: 06.02.2009
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F***

...I'm sorry boys :)
love sucks
Autor: BILAL
Datum: 08.02.2009
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dont be sorry..


sit your 5 dollar azz down before I have to make change!!
Autor: ISBjörn
Datum: 19.02.2009
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Zitat:


dont be sorry..



(Zitat von: BILAL)




my mother always told me "better safe than a father.." but I guess that one doesnt apply here =)
www.german-tuning-technik.de
Autor: BILAL
Datum: 19.02.2009
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Yeah.. I am already a father.
sit your 5 dollar azz down before I have to make change!!
Autor: BMWluder88
Datum: 01.03.2009
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It is easy to BECOME a father...but not to BE a father ;)
love sucks
Autor: ISBjörn
Datum: 14.03.2009
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Zitat:


Yeah.. I am already a father.

(Zitat von: BILAL)




Guess you didnt get the same "jada-jada" from your mother then..
www.german-tuning-technik.de
Autor: BILAL
Datum: 09.04.2009
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y'all couldnt believe the stuff I got told from my mother....

sit your 5 dollar azz down before I have to make change!!
Autor: BMWluder88
Datum: 09.04.2009
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But I think youre a good father, Bilal. Your kids are sooooooo cute :)
love sucks
Autor: ISBjörn
Datum: 14.04.2009
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Ok, Bilal, do you have something you want to tell us all?



Bilal: "..you know sweety, its not the size, its the beatings per minute "Bpm"... "

Happy easter ;)
www.german-tuning-technik.de
Autor: Nicore
Datum: 14.04.2009
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Ahahahaha... *iroflmyassoff*

btw: It is the size that matters!!
Girls who say "size doesn't matter"
didn't have the right experience.
*word*
BMW Team Oberhavel
Autor: ISBjörn
Datum: 14.04.2009
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Ahahahaha... *iroflmyassoff*

btw: It is the size that matters!!
Girls who say "size doesn't matter"
didn't have the right experience.
*word*

(Zitat von: Nicore)




Thats GOLDEN coming from a guy with a compact hehe pure class :)
www.german-tuning-technik.de
Autor: BILAL
Datum: 14.04.2009
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what about a guy with ...
compact
coupe
and a touring...

now size that up
sit your 5 dollar azz down before I have to make change!!
Autor: ISBjörn
Datum: 14.04.2009
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Zitat:


what about a guy with ...
compact
coupe
and a touring...

now size that up

(Zitat von: BILAL)




hehe, all I know I've got 12X20 on my E36 and Im realy trying to compensate for something =)
www.german-tuning-technik.de
Autor: BILAL
Datum: 15.04.2009
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you got me beat... I only have 12X18 on my E34

sit your 5 dollar azz down before I have to make change!!
Autor: Nicore
Datum: 15.04.2009
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I got a 316i engine. Nothing to compensate, just fine. *gg*
BMW Team Oberhavel




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